Kids are Quick

TEACHER:       Maria, go to the map and find

North America .

MARIA:     Here it is.

TEACHER:      Correct. Now class, who

discovered America ?

CLASS:             Maria.
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TEACHER:   John, why are you doing

your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN:           You told me to do it

without using tables.
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TEACHER:          Glenn, how do you spell

"crocodile?"

GLENN:              K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER:        No, that's wrong

GLENN:              Maybe it is wrong, but

you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:       Donald, what is the

chemical formula for water?

DONALD:         H I J K L M N O.

TEACHER:       What are you talking

about?

DONALD:          Yesterday you said

it's H to O.

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TEACHER:       Winnie, name one

important thing we have today that

we didn't have ten Years ago.

WINNIE:             Me!

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TEACHER:      Glen, why do you always

get so dirty?

GLEN:              Well, I'm a lot closer

to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER:       Millie, give me a sentence

starting with "I."

MILLIE:               I is...

TEACHER:       No, Millie..... Always say

 "I am."

MILLIE:              All right...  "I am the

ninth letter of the alphabet."    

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TEACHER:       George Washington not

only chopped down his father's cherry

tree, but also Admitted it.    

Now, Louie, do you know why his father

didn't punish him?

LOUIS:              Because George still

had the ax in his hand.  

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TEACHER:       Now, Simon, tell me frankly,

do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON:            No sir, I don't have to,

my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on

 "My Dog" is exactly the same as your

brother's.   Did you Copy his?

CLYDE :              No, teacher, it's the

same dog.

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TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a

person who keeps on talking when people

are no longer Interested?

HAROLD:       A teacher

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