Andre's Thoughts: Entertainmenthttp://andresthoughts.spaces.live.com/?_c11_BlogPart_BlogPart=blogview&_c=BlogPart&partqs=catEntertainmenten-USFri, 08 Feb 2008 00:05:22 GMTFri, 08 Feb 2008 00:05:22 GMTMicrosoft Spaces v1.1http://www.rssboard.org/rss-specification60http://andresthoughts.spaces.live.com/blog/feed.rssblogcategory-2755290095990205351andresthoughtsFunny stuffhttp://andresthoughts.spaces.live.com/Blog/cns!D9C33E417F5A1459!357.entry<div> <div style="font:10pt arial">The following was sent to me by a friend. </div> <table cellspacing=0 cellpadding=2 width="100%" border=0> <tbody> <tr> <td style="font-size:12pt;direction:ltr;font-family:Arial" width="100%"> <table style="width:100%" cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <tbody> <tr> <td width="100%"> <div> <table style="width:100%" cellpadding=0 width="100%" border=0> <tbody> <tr> <td width="99%"> <p><b><font face="Times New Roman" color="#220000" size=6><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:24pt;color:rgb(34,0,0)">Kids are </span></font></b><b><font face=Arial size=6><span style="font-weight:bold;font-size:24pt;font-family:Arial">Q<font color="#220000"><span style="color:rgb(34,0,0)">uick</span></font></span></font></b><font face=Tahoma><span style="font-family:Tahoma"> <br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:       Maria, go to the map and find </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">North America .</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red"><br>MARIA:</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">  </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=blue size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:blue;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">   </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Here it is.</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:      Correct. Now class, who </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">discovered </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">America ?</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>CLASS:             </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Maria.</span></font> <font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>____________________________________ </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>   <br>TEACHER:   John, why are you doing</span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">your math </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">multiplication on the floor? </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>JOHN:           </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">You told me to do it </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">without using </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">tables.</span></font><font face=Arial><span style="font-family:Arial"> </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>__________________________________________ </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:     </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=navy size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:navy;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">     </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Glenn, how do you spell </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">&quot;crocodile?&quot;</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>GLENN:              K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L&quot;</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:        No, that's wrong </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>GLENN:              </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Maybe it is wrong, but </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">you asked me </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">how I spell it.</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"> </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>____________________________________________</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"> <br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:       Donald, what is the </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">chemical formula </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">for water?</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>DONALD:         H I J K L M N O.</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:       What are you talking </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">about?</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>DONALD:          </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Yesterday you said </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">it's H to O.</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>__________________________________</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"> <br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:       Winnie, name one </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">important thing </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">we have today that </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">we didn't have ten </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Years ago. </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>WINNIE:             </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Me!</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>__________________________________________</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"> <br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:      Glen, why do you always </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">get so dirty?</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>GLEN:              </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Well, I'm a lot closer </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">to the ground </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">than you are. </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span><br>_______________________________________ <br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:       Millie, give me a sentence </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">starting </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">with &quot;I.&quot;</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>MILLIE:               I is...</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0)"><br>TEACHER:       No, Millie..... Always say</span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0)"> &quot;I am.&quot; </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>MILLIE:              </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">All right...  &quot;I am the </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">ninth letter of </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">the alphabet.&quot;</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">     </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0)"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>_________________________________</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"> <br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:       George Washington not </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">only chopped </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">down his father's </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">cherry<font color="#220000"><span style="color:rgb(34,0,0)"> </span></font></span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><font color="#220000"><span style="color:rgb(34,0,0)">tree, but also </span></font></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Admitted it. </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">    </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><font color="#220000"><span style="color:rgb(34,0,0)">Now, Louie, do you know why his father </span></font></span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><font color="#220000"><span style="color:rgb(34,0,0)">didn't punish him?</span></font></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>LOUIS:              Because George still </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">had the ax in his hand. </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">  </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>______________________________________</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>     </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:       Now, Simon, tell me frankly, </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">do you say prayers </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">before eating?</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0)"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>SIMON:            </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">No sir, I don't have to, </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">my Mom is a good cook.</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>______________________________</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>     </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>TEACHER:       Clyde , your composition on</span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"> &quot;My Dog&quot; is exactly the </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">same as your </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">brother's.   Did you </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Copy his? </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>CLYDE :              </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">No, teacher, it's the </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS" color=red size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:red;font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">same dog.</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=4><span style="font-size:13.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br>___________________________________</span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br><br>TEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">person who keeps </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">on talking when people </span></font> <p><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">are no longer </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS"><span style="font-family:'Comic Sans MS'">Interested? </span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" color="#220000" size=1><span style="font-size:7.5pt;color:rgb(34,0,0);font-family:'Comic Sans MS'"><br></span></font><font face="Comic Sans MS" 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